Hyperbolic Bowling Pens, part 1: Mirthy be!

This is my entry for The Armchair General's microfiction challenge, The Hyperbole Bowl.

The requirements for this week's challenge (the rules shift every week) are to use two nouns, two adjectives, and a verb to form a sentence that "ends up with an exaggerated clause." Here goes:

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The manic Santa convulsed in uncontrollable laughter.

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I don't know that I could create a more exaggerated Claus than that in one sentence.